If I don’t answer your text message I’m either:
A. Masturbating
2. On Tumblr
OR
Z. Masturbating while on tumblr
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
I will reblog this forever.
Fun Fact: That kid is actually Alfonso Ribeiro, AKA Carlton from Fresh Prince.
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
omg
The Thigh Gap | Mazzi Maz
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I never cared about a thigh gap and he preaches everything I believe about it
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!